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我本俊儿郞,   我每夜啼君怨别
爱上美娇娘;   爱寻云水拟何之
你作西行计,   美人美酒长相逐
凤飞舞九天。   凤辇寻春半醉回

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我本俊儿郞,   我每夜啼君怨别
爱上美娇娘;   爱寻云水拟何之
你作西行计,   美人美酒长相逐
凤飞舞九天。   凤辇寻春半醉回

离线Eyeson

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只看该作者 3 发表于: 2009-11-11
昨日饮酒过度,醒来仍想呕吐。
近来心情郁闷,心中感慨无数。
一人闯荡在外,起初觉得挺酷。
如今回头一看,寂寞凄惨无助。
自小练文习武,觉得是个人物。
没想老大不小,仍然没人光顾。
少年暗恋对象,早已嫁作人妇。
那天遇见街头,孩子叫我叔叔。
周围女人不少,全是大姑大嫂。
偶然有个例外,也是歪瓜劣枣。
身边光棍太多,整天饿得直吵。
我想安慰几句,不知说何是好。
有人看我可怜,就想帮我去找。
哪怕废旧材料,或许我也想要。
我若宁死不从,就被说成眼高。
只好硬着头皮,前去看看罢了。
谁知世事难料,她们也都很挑。
没钱没房没车,休想前来骚扰。
心中百思不解,为何世道变了。
自幼所受熏陶,全都变成玩笑。
混混地痞流氓,都是国家栋梁。
学士硕士博士,都是装腔作势。
朋友看到此处,是否已不糊涂。
为何鲜花朵朵,都与牛粪结果。
上天好生之德,让我求偶不得。
老子把心一横,响应国家政策。
从此光棍终生,又能把我奈何。
咱家红尘看破,全是前世的错

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我本俊儿郞,   我每夜啼君怨别
爱上美娇娘;   爱寻云水拟何之
你作西行计,   美人美酒长相逐
凤飞舞九天。   凤辇寻春半醉回

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只看该作者 4 发表于: 2009-11-11
Excessive drinking yesterday, woke up still want to vomit.
Recently feeling depressed, feeling the hearts of many.
A person living away from overseas, they initially feel quite cool.
Now go back to look at a lonely miserable helplessness.
Man practicing martial arts since childhood, I feel is a personal matter.
Thought Laotaibuxiao, still no one to patronize.
Junior Peach object, already married becomes someone's wife.
Met on the streets that day, the children call me uncle.
Many around the woman, all Aunt Daisow.
Occasionally there is an exception, but also distortion melon bad dates.
Bachelor around too much, all day long hunger straight noisy.
I would like to comfort a few, I do not know that what is good.
Some people look at my pathetic, wanted to help me to find.
Even waste material, maybe I also wanted one.
If I do not better to die from, it was said to eye-high.
Had to bite the bullet, went to take a look at Bale.
Who would have thought things are unpredictable, they are also very pick.
No money no room had no car, can never expect to come to harassment.
Mind does not understand why the morals have changed.
Suffered since childhood nurturing, all turned into a joke.
Bully local ruffians and hooligans, are pillars of the nation.
Bachelor Master Doctor, are posturing.
A friend to see here, whether it is no longer confused.
Why do flowers blossoming, the results with cow dung.
Heaven Yoshio virtue, I can not mate.
I put Xinyi Heng in response to national policies.
From bachelor life, but also can I do nothing.
Red Dust's House see through, all the fault of past life

Happy Singles Day

我本俊儿郞,   我每夜啼君怨别
爱上美娇娘;   爱寻云水拟何之
你作西行计,   美人美酒长相逐
凤飞舞九天。   凤辇寻春半醉回

离线Eyeson

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只看该作者 5 发表于: 2009-11-11
    

我本俊儿郞,   我每夜啼君怨别
爱上美娇娘;   爱寻云水拟何之
你作西行计,   美人美酒长相逐
凤飞舞九天。   凤辇寻春半醉回

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